How you doin, sweetheart? Behave, now! 60/40 cotton/polyester T-Shirt.  Made in the USA. 

When told to push Webistics… push Webistics. 60/40 combed ringpspun cotton/polyester Made in the USA. 

What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload! 4.3 oz., 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester jersey Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage Measurements (in inches) XS...

What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the cartload! 50/50 cotton/polyester S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32...

How you doin, sweetheart? Behave, now! 50/50 cotton/polyester **note, this graphic is intentionally "vintage" in looks.  Like you picked it up at The Bing in '98 and it's been around...

Don't eat gabagool grandma, it's nothing but fat and nitrates! Gabagooo! Ova here! 50/50 cotton/polyester S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Body Length 27 28 29 30 31 32...

Now that's just ridiculous! There's always fuckin ziti! 50% cotton, 50% polyester crewneck sweatshirt. Made in the USA.   

Now that's just ridiculous! There's always fuckin ziti! 4.3 oz., 60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester jersey Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage Measurements (in inches) XS S M L XL 2XL...